This is weird

Not only do they talk that way, but they also write that way. This is a link to the Scottish parliamentary website. It's REAL!

I hope your afternoon is going great!

Here's my favoriite quote from the site. They are talking about what the Scottish parliament can do...: "Issues sic as defence, employment law, genetics, immigration, international affairs, pensions an social security is kent as reservit maitters an is dealt wi by the Unitit Kingdom Pairlament in London. The Scottish Pairlament can debate reservit maitters but canna mak laws on them."

Funny they didn't mention grammar, eh?